Green Cord exam at Academie Duello!

Hey all!

If you’ve been keeping up with my life, you’ll know that I started at Academie Duello in their Taste of the Renaissance program at the beginning of the month. So for two days a week, I’d head on down to their studio downtown to learn all about rapiers, as well as touch on longswords and the side sword. It was a bit hard to juggle classes at university with the program, but it was also a great way to get away from pure academics!

The longsword and the rapier...and our newly earned green cord!

The longsword and the rapier…and our newly earned green cord! I didn’t actually arrange this. One of our classmates did and I told him not to move it because it looked pretty cool 😛

Today we took our green cord exam. The green cord basically means that you’ve gotten the fundamentals of swordplay down, mainly focusing on the rapier.

So for people who will be taking the exam, you do not have too much to worry about. Just brush up all the Italian words that they taught in class, go through your checklist on your booklet, and you will be fine. Of course, this means that you should know how to properly execute a well ordered lunge, switch guards, what each tempo looks like and how to advance/retreat. Almost the whole exam is on rapiers, except they sprung out side swords in the last 3 minutes of the exam. We were all a bit confused because it had been a while since we’ve touched the side sword. They’re really nice about the whole thing though, and you take it with everyone else in your class. The examiner will walk around and make sure you’re doing it correctly. I had to do my exam with a fever (I mysteriously got ill at the beginning of this week, just in time for my Transport & Logistics midterm exam, as well as my green cord exam), and it still went pretty well.

After playing around with the three different weapons, I must say that my favourite is the longsword. One of my friends there was also telling me how it was the lightest to hold since you get to keep two hands on it. Believe me– even though the rapier looks light, it gets really heavy after a while.

My friend Ama and I with our instructor Greg :)

My friend Ama and I with our instructor Greg 🙂

All in all, my experience with Academie Duello was great! I will be coming back after summer (I promised two of my friends I would)! They have really awesome instructors there and everyone seems like one big family. Greg Reimer led us through our eight classes in the program and he is seriously the nicest guy ever. He’s patient and  has a great sense of humour, which made the class all that better!  I have definitely meet some really cool people in my class and I hope I’ll see them there again some day!

Till next time!

-Karen

Why don’t we have radio sitcoms anymore?

I have a habit of sleeping with the radio on. It’s something my mother used to do, and to this day, I still do it. I keep it on at a very low volume, and it helps fill the silence in my dark room.

Anyway, I remember listening to Cantonese radio sitcoms when I was a lot younger, back in Hong Kong. There wasn’t a whole lot of sitcoms, but I do remember one in the middle of the afternoon that was about a couple travelling or something like that.

I almost forgot radio sitcoms exist– which is a bit sad, because sitcoms originated from the radio! Recently, I came across the ones on BBC radio 4, and was pleasantly reintroduced to radio sitcoms!

The cast of Cabin Pressure

The cast of Cabin Pressure

I’ve spent the past few days listening to Cabin Pressure, a comedy revolving around a charter airline. I’ve forgotten how amazing it is to simply listen to the voice actors and imagine the situations they are in. Of course, you get sound effects accompanying the show’s dialogue, which makes it even more fun. I put the sitcom on my iPhone and listen to it on the bus, which means I get through at least 2 episodes a day. I found myself laughing out loud on the bus (I really couldn’t help it), earning me some odd glances.

Doing a bit of research, I realized that BBC radio 4 also has other programs they broadcast. Asides from sitcoms, they have informative shows, documentaries, and of course, news and music. This makes me very disappointed with Vancouver’s radio stations. Sure, I like getting my music fix as much as the next person, but that’s literally all there is on our radio. There is the occasional snippets of news, but we definitely do not get actual programs. One of our most popular radio shows is the Kid Carson Show, and really, it probably is the only show out there. I listen to it because it’s nice to have something other than plain music to listen to– and even then, quite a large portion of his show is just him playing songs. Such a waste of airtime.

I’m glad I’ve found my love for radio sitcoms again, and I guess if I want to hear more, I’ll have to turn to the UK.

– Karen

What was I doing in Langley!?

Hey all!

Last week, I did something crazy. I went to Langley.

Okay, it isn’t that crazy and I’m sorry I disappointed you, but it was a 4 hour bus ride back and forth. So most of my friends and family thought I was crazy.

I managed to drag a friend with me down to Langley (I was actually really surprised anyone would agree to a 2 hour bus ride, so I love you M). Why did I want to go to Langley? There was a toy store I wanted to visit. Yup, I am twenty years old and I will spend 4 hours on transit for a toy store.

During the Vancouver Fan Expo, I was at one of the many retail booths and the guy behind the counter told me that they actually had a physical store in Langley. I was surprised since I knew many of convention booths that sold items either travelled from convention to convention, or was a local artist selling their crafts. In Vancouver, we have Golden Age Collectables, and I have been there way too many times. So I wanted to go to Toy Traders to check them out!

Toy Traders was a fairly big toy store. Their front section had much of what you would expect in a regular toy store, as they sold some boardgames and toys for little girls and boys. So you would find your typical Lego, Barbies, and plushies over here.

If you stepped in a bit further, you would get to their more adult section. No, not their XXX section. This was where you would find action figures and collectables. They also carried official merchandise from certain TV shows, such as Game of Thrones and Doctor Who. Of course, Star Wars took up a sizeable portion of the store. They also had Marvel merchandise, licensed T-shirts and other good stuff. My Little Pony comics too if that’s your thing.

What was really cool about the store was the decor. Lining this section of the store, they had displays set up all around their walls, depicting scenes of sci-fi struggles. You could see spaceships attacking a base, soldiers fighting off a giant robot, and more. I feel like it would have been fun to play a game of I Spy with the dioramas.

A horrible pic of a bit of their diorama

A horrible pic of a bit of their diorama

I spoke to one of the employees (actually, he was the same guy who told me about this place back at the Vancouver Fan Expo’s booth), and he told me that they were opened every single day of the year except for one day on Christmas. On this day, they would get a carpenter to come in to add to their dioramas. So this amazingness was only going to grow!

They also had a Star War display in a glass box that had C-3PO and R2-D2. Towards the back of the store, there was a Terminator display. My friend and I kept joking about how it will come to life and kill everyone, and then I started to get wary of the robot behind the cage.

They have a signed picture from David Prowse in there!

They have a signed picture from David Prowse in there!

I decided to make the most obnoxious girly poses with the displays, just to annoy anyone who was watching.

If you were judging me before, how about now?? :P

Obnoxious asian pose

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The emperor’s face says it all.

So what else can you do in Langley?

My friend and I decided to eat at Olive Garden, since it was the only one in British Columbia. They have a million Olive Gardens in the US, but we have to go to the one in Langley in order to have some of their addictive free breadsticks.

One of the dishes we ordered to share was mussels. Looks good right?

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But then we opened up the last one, and found this inside.

A tiny starfish!

A tiny starfish!

At first we were pretty grossed out. But then I removed the starfish from the shell and started playing with it. Our waitress caught eye of what I was doing and asked me what that was. I then explained how we found a stray starfish in our mussels. She got queasy (she explained that she was pregnant), and asked if she should get the manager. I told her it was fine and understandable, since we were having seafood and this was probably bound to happen at some point in time. In the end, she talked to the manager herself and after we paid, she chased us down in the washroom and handed us a gift card as an apology. I thought that was excellent customer service, so props to them! (Then my friend and I realized that we will have to go back to Langley one day to spend the card… more transit fun for us.)

You can also go to Planet Lazer or The Great Escape in Langley. Planet Lazer boasts that they have the largest floor for laser tag in North America, and we were planning on playing a few games. But we walked into their establishment and walked straight back out. It was stuffy and very hot. My friend and I were both wearing jeans and boots, and we probably would have fainted if we were in there much longer. Planet Lazer’s Langley branch had Yelp reviews saying that their service was horrible. We can add to this, since when we called to make our inquiries, they were quite rude. But I guess you are not going to Planet Lazer for excellent customer service anyway…thought it would make the visit more enjoyable.

The Great Escape is more targeted towards younger kids from what we observed. They had a small arcade area (with around 6 machines), and a huge jungle gym for kids. They also had a 2-level laser tag area, and I think I would want to try their place out next time– mostly because I have been to Planet Lazer’s Richmond branch, and also the staff at The Great Escape were really nice. However, I have a feeling the whole place may be flooded with little kids, and I’m not sure I want to shoot at kids.

So that’s a summary of my day at Langley. We walked a lot, since Langley blocks were very different from Vancouver blocks. Walking three Langley blocks to cross the street was actually quite a workout. You can also forget about jaywalking, because if you think you can wait for a gap to cross on the Langley bypass, you’ll be roadkill before you know it. So if you can drive, I would definitely recommending going around Langley by car. But, if not, I guess I am living proof that walking and public transit is possible. Just wear shoes you can walk in and clothes that won’t make you sweat buckets.

If you know any other hidden gems in or near Vancouver, let me know! I’m glad I discovered the toy store, and it did make me go to Langley for the first time, so it was a rewarding trip!

Until next time!

– Karen

Choose me for your apocalypse team! I can use a rapier!

Summer term has started at UBC and I cannot believe how quickly I am once again sick of being back in the same routine. The content for my classes are kind of dry, but I guess I should give them a bit more time to get interesting…hopefully.

So I had morning classes today and I had to head home and change before going of to Academie Duello! I was actually hesitant about going to my rapier class today because I was feeling down from sitting through school. This was my second week in their “Taste of the Renaissance” program, and I had thoroughly enjoyed it every time. So I picked my butt of the floor and headed downtown.

If you looked inside Academie Duello, you will notice they have some nifty things on display…

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Right after our class, I felt refreshed!  It was great to do something not school related and there are some pretty cool people there. It turned my frown upside down. It actualy made my whole day!

Our free hand is supposed to shield our eye/face like this since we're not working with shields yet

Our free hand is supposed to shield our eye/face like this since we’re not working with shields yet. But basically, make yourself as small a target as possible.

So I first came across Academie Duello while I was with one of my friends walking around downtown. I stopped when I saw a group of people in there practicing swordplay and carrying shields. I stared in amazement as they continued to lunge at one another. What was this and how do I join!?

Now that I am a part of the academy, I can say that I really like it. I hated working out and jogging, but this is something else entirely. You get one and half hours of learning how to use a weapon, the history behind it, how to respect the sword and your opponent, and you also end up gaining a small pool of Italian words in your vocabulary.

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The misura larga. You can cover a lot of distance with this while staying safely out of range of your opponent’s rapier.

I hope I get to stay with the program, but I am worried that because I will be gone for the summer, there was be a gap in my learning. But if you are looking for something fun to do, and can commit some time, I would recommend looking up what there is to do at Academie Duello! They also offer a free class for you to try out! Asides from swordplay, they also do archery, horseback riding, and I even saw a class where you sit in their studio for 8 hours and make your own bow!

Hopefully, school beginning again does not mean another haitus for my blog. I guess we will see how that goes.

Until next time!

-Karen

Abercrombie’s CEO? How about CE-no?

In our current time and day, many companies encourage women to love themselves– not matter their size and shape. Who are we to say what figure is perfect? Dove recently came out with a commercial telling women that they are too harsh on themselves by hiring a forensics artist to draw the ladies according to how they describe themselves. The Body Shop also took a brave step in advertising away from the norm of skinny models, and explaining that not everyone should aspire to be stick thin. This being said, there are people who cannot seem to put on weight, and they get bullied for their weight too. Learning to love your own body is a challenge for almost everyone these days, and it poses a challenge for a lot of girls and boys growing up. It is a cause of great distress for many, and heck know I have faced negative comments about my appearance. But society is changing into becoming more accepting and moving away from a one-sided look on beauty.

And then you get Abercrombie/Hollister and their chain of retail stores.

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Here are some quotes from Abercrombie’s (and their related retail stores and brands) CEO, Mike Jeffries:

“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids. Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely.”

“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that.”

They aim to exclude and attract ‘model’ teenagers. Their jean sizes go up to a size 10 and they do not sell XL clothing. To be honest, their large sizes are quite small too. So how about all those girls who cannot fit into their clothes yet are surrounded by classmates who can? Especially for a place like America, where this company is based, and depression is one of the most common mental health disorder. We really do not need a whole million dollar company standing for encouraging this kind of segregation.

Then there are the t-shirts they choose to print…

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Because calling gymnasts a loser makes you so cool. Sorry not everyone surfs. two-wongs

And as a Chinese, I love being portrayed with slant eyes.

I wonder how they get these designs approved.

I get that this is their point of differentiation, and their brand image has successfully been associated with beautiful people. A lot of the times, you cannot get into the store without squeezing past attractive guys with washboard abs, but you know what? I really do not care enough for their idea of beauty to shop at their stores anymore. I do not want to associate myself with what they stand for, and for that, I will no longer be buying anything from them.

Hey, but you can just write me off as another unattractive girl voicing her opinions.

– Karen
P.s. my marketing class is over, so this is in no way another one of my marketing blog post assignments. I just felt so strongly about voicing my thoughts on this that I made this post.

Sources:
http://www.businessinsider.com/abercrombie-wants-thin-customers-2013-5#ixzz2T9uivMcz
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-abercrombie-fitch-ceos-cool-kids-strategy-pretty-ugly-20130511,0,4858017.post
http://www.teenhelp.com/teen-depression/depression-statistics.html